Lazy Perfectionist

Amanda | 18 | Toronto

I'm 100 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense. Born to be a Pokemon master. I blog whatever suits my fancy at the moment so don't expect consistency. I also bleed bleu, blanc et rouge...that is all :)



obamasbigblacktoe:

dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys

don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show



envianne:

[x]

 

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(Source: clhrisevans)



mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 



(Source: swimbackwards)



jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.



lubonic:

May you all find a hockey player boyfriend



can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me



cleffairie:

this keeps me eternally young and glamorous



remadriid:

omgitsafootballer:

the moment of panic when your live stream won’t work and people are exploding on tumblr and you’re like:

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wtf just happened



crosbye:

but if d-men dont turn u on there is nothing i can do to help u

crosbye:

but if d-men dont turn u on there is nothing i can do to help u



viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.



lars-hella:

Just saw that on facebook

lars-hella:

Just saw that on facebook



ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one



ihaveaspiritindestructible:

Petition for a Montreal vs Boston Winter Classic because it’s the biggest rivalry in the league and I’m fucking tired of seeing the same goddamn teams play every year.



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